paintings, which are “like something you remember….but you never seen.” (15) Deafening laughter is heard on the “audience sampler” and the “high drives” latch on to this as a necessary evil and extension of the “fruit skin” effect. The programmers understand that simple schadenfraude cannot be relied upon to satisfy the “low drives” and resolve to raise the stakes: the audience require empathetic stimulation corresponding to their masochistic as well as sadistic impulses. (16)
Nat worries that he “helped to kill [Hodder]”, but cannot ultimately argue with the head programmer, who says: “Jumbo relief, jumbo laugh. See those ratings? Toppest in six months!” At this point, the “high drives” develop the idea to place a few people in a house on a remote Scottish island and watch them, “to make a show”. Initial promises that the programmers will not interfere in any way other than to place cameras in the house are quickly broken, and a psychopathic crab-eating neanderthal is brought into the mix: “No interference. Just a bit of scene-setting…..It’s a show…Something got to happen.” The play predictably ends with the juxtaposition of brutal murder and the roaring pleasure of the audience, accompanied by clinking of executive glasses and smiles all round. (17)
The play’s pessimistic vision of future broadcasting trends is as relevant to the contemporary news agenda as it is to “reality TV”.

Filtered through the over-familiar structure of the televisual medium, any type of distressing subject matter has the simultaneous effect of implicating the viewer in creating a demand for such horror, while equally exonerating them from any real sense of responsibility and distancing them from the event. Scenes may be apprehended but it remains arguable whether or not they are comprehended. It is easy to feel sympathy for the families of victims killed in the latest terrorist atrocity, but only a tiny minority of people watching could ever be in a position to have real empathy. The rest will struggle to avoid consuming the spectacle in merely aesthetic terms.
Mainstream broadcast media has come a long way since Gulf War 1 : Desert Storm. The sequel was an altogether more entertaining affair, not only because it was illegal, or because “embedded” reporters could satisfy the desire for greater “visibility” of military operations, but also thanks to the outrageous pronouncements of Iraqi Information Minister Muhammed Saeed al-Sahaf. If the first victim of war is said to be truth, and there is currently a war on “terror” to which no end can be envisaged,
effective anticipation
and critique of current media practices, even if this is achieved with the
use of excruciating lingo, deeply unsubtle symbolism and ham acting.
Just as audiences are seen to be getting bored with sex, Kin Hodder –
a protester trying to subvert the airwaves with Goya-like portraits of pained
faces – falls to his death, live, tracked by the director –
Nat Mender – who has already become fascinated with his powerful
LUCAS THORPE is an artist / photographer based in NYC. He has studied Fine Art in Albuqerque /New Mexico and Glasgow /Scotland. He has shown most recently at the Sara Nightingale Gallery / Water Mill, (NY) and the Jen Bekman Gallery (NYC). www.lucasthorpe.com
DREGHORN is Tony Swain (Hassle hound), Chris Wallace (Cylinder) and Torsten Lauschmann (Slender Whiteman). The Band was formed in Autumn of 2005.
SLATEFORD are Simon Yuill (Scotland) and Tryggve Askildsen (Norway), www.slateford.org
LAWRENCE
LESSIG is a Professor of Law at Stanford Law School and founder of the school's
Center for Internet and Society.Professor Lessig is the author of Free Culture
(2004). To see other publications visit
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NICHOLAS
KEOGH is from Rostrevor and PADDY BLOOMER is from Banbridge, both in County
Down Northern Ireland and are based at the Lawrence Street Workshops Belfast.
They have been collaborating since 1999.
To date they have worked underground overground, up trees down trees, on cliffs
in cliffs, in mountains on mountains, around ëUí bends, down alleyways,
in sewers-canals, bins-drains, culverts-dumps and holes of all description.
PAULINE KRANEIS is an artist based in Berlin. She has studied in Berlin and Glasgow. She is represented by Galerie M+R Fricke Düsseldorf/Berlin. www.paulinekraneis.de
THE GYMSHORTS is a music project by Lorna Gilfedder (Park Attack) with Tom Crossley. Formed in Autumn 2005, The Gymshorts play simple songs of heartache and heartmake. www.thegymshorts.co.uk
HEATHER ALLAN is an artist and horse breeder. She lives and works in Belfast.
CATHY WILKES is an artist based in Glasgow / Scotland. She is represented by The Modern Institute.
DUNCAN MARQUISS grew up in Aberdeenshire in the North East of Scotland. He lives and works in Glasgow. Duncan works with drawing, video and music. He plays guitar in two bands; Omnivore Demon and Phantom Band, he also makes and performs music by himself.
CHRIS
BYRNE is an artist, curator and lecturer based in Edinburgh. He
is Co-director of Art Research Communication. www.a-r-c.org.uk
GUY VEALE is an amateur living in Glasgow since 1992, currently working as a librarian but dabbling in photography, music, literature, bad art and international cultural exchange projects.
TORSTEN LAUSCHMANN is an artist based in Glasgow. He is currently teaching Fine Art at Dundee University. He is the is a member of the band "Dreghorn" and the editor of this magazine.www.lauschmann.com
CHRIS EVANS is an artist based in Berlin & London. He has exhibited work at the British Art Show and is currently arranging for national police forces to go on a recruiting run at European art colleges. He is represented by STORE, London & Galerie Juliette Jongma, Amsterdam. www.chrisevans.info
CORKY is Stewart Clelland. He is an Art, Philosophy and Contemporary Practice Student at Duncan of Jordanstone University, Dundee. He has been playing in several Bands and music projects.
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